Daily Joke

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

12th July

Joke

A man piloting a hot-air balloon discovers he has wandered far off course and is hopelessly lost. He descends to a lower altitude and locates a man down on the ground. He lowers the balloon to within hearing distance and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, about thirty feet above this field." "You must work in information technology," says the balloonist. "Yes, I do," replies the man. "And how did you know that?" "Well," says the balloonist, "what you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone." The man below says, "You must work in management." "I do," replies the balloonist, "how did you know?" "Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect my immediate help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault!"

close header -->A man piloting a hot-air balloon discovers he has wandered far off course and is hopelessly lost. He descends to a lower altitude and locates a man down on the ground. He lowers the balloon to within hearing distance and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, about thirty feet above this field." "You must work in information technology," says the balloonist. "Yes, I do," replies the man. "And how did you know that?" "Well," says the balloonist, "what you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone." The man below says, "You must work in management." "I do," replies the balloonist, "how did you know?""Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect my immediate help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault!"

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

11th July

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Monday, July 10, 2006

10th July

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Sunday, July 09, 2006

9th July

Joke

.... Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer belly and still think they are beautiful

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.... Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer belly and still think they are beautiful

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Saturday, July 08, 2006

8th July

Joke

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What are the similarities between an umpire and a gypsy? One watches the steals and the other steels the watches

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Friday, July 07, 2006

7th July

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Thursday, July 06, 2006

6th July

Joke

A telemaketer calls a home. A little boy answers the phone. She asks to speak to his mom. The boy replies "she is busy right now and can not come to the phone." Then she asks to speak to his dad. The little boy replies "he is busy to." She asks if there is anyone else she can speak to the little boy says well yes there a lot of firefighters here but they are busy too. The little boy says "there are also alot of policemen here to but they are busy also." The telemarketer was getting curious by this time she asked the little boy "well what are they all doing?" The little boy whispers "they are looking for me!!!!"

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A telemaketer calls a home. A little boy answers the phone. She asks to speak to his mom. The boy replies "she is busy right now and can not come to the phone." Then she asks to speak to his dad. The little boy replies "he is busy to." She asks if there is anyone else she can speak to the little boy says well yes there a lot of firefighters here but they are busy too. The little boy says "there are also alot of policemen here to but they are busy also."The telemarketer was getting curious by this time she asked the little boy "well what are they all doing?" The little boy whispers "they are looking for me!!!!"

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