Friday, June 30, 2006

 

30th June


Joke

Q: What’s the difference between psychotics, psychopaths and psychologists?

A: The psychotics build imaginary castles; the psychopaths live in the imaginary castles and psychologists are the estate agents that manage those castles
(and get the commission!).


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Thursday, June 29, 2006

 

29th June


Joke

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! Two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and abracadabra! - The husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story… Men may be ungrateful idiots.......But fairies are......female!

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

 

28th June

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defence." The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?" The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra 2 lakh rupees and I just found out about it!"

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

 

27th June


Joke

A slogan printed on the back of an electrical company truck:
"Let us check your shorts."

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Saturday, June 24, 2006

 

24th June


Joke

Actual sign posted outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."

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Friday, June 23, 2006

 

23rd June


Joke

A man rings a doorbell and a little girl answers the door. He asks her, "May I speak to you mother?" The little girl replies, "She ain’t not home yet." "Little girl," he asks her, "Where is your grammar?" "She’s be upstairs takin a bath. But Grandpa’s in the kitchen."

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