Wednesday, July 12, 2006
12th July
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
11th July
Monday, July 10, 2006
10th July
Sunday, July 09, 2006
9th July
Joke
.... Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer belly and still think they are beautiful
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.... Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer belly and still think they are beautiful
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Saturday, July 08, 2006
8th July
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Friday, July 07, 2006
7th July
Thursday, July 06, 2006
6th July
Joke
A telemaketer calls a home. A little boy answers the phone. She asks to speak to his mom. The boy replies "she is busy right now and can not come to the phone." Then she asks to speak to his dad. The little boy replies "he is busy to." She asks if there is anyone else she can speak to the little boy says well yes there a lot of firefighters here but they are busy too. The little boy says "there are also alot of policemen here to but they are busy also." The telemarketer was getting curious by this time she asked the little boy "well what are they all doing?" The little boy whispers "they are looking for me!!!!"
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A telemaketer calls a home. A little boy answers the phone. She asks to speak to his mom. The boy replies "she is busy right now and can not come to the phone." Then she asks to speak to his dad. The little boy replies "he is busy to." She asks if there is anyone else she can speak to the little boy says well yes there a lot of firefighters here but they are busy too. The little boy says "there are also alot of policemen here to but they are busy also."The telemarketer was getting curious by this time she asked the little boy "well what are they all doing?" The little boy whispers "they are looking for me!!!!"
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Wednesday, July 05, 2006
5th July
Joke
The teacher was getting ready to release the class and before they left she reminded them of their assignment. Tomorrow there is a test. NO ONE is excused unless there is a death in the family, a personal disaster, an atomic blast, earth quakes, floods etc. Everyone must be here. When she finished and was ready to release them, some smart mouth in the back said "What happens if you have had an enourmous sexual encounter for hours on this night.?" After the normal snicker and giggles in the class and everything started to settle down, the teacher replied "Then I guess you will have to use the other hand."
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The teacher was getting ready to release the class and before they left she reminded them of their assignment. Tomorrow there is a test. NO ONE is excused unless there is a death in the family, a personal disaster, an atomic blast, earth quakes, floods etc. Everyone must be here. When she finished and was ready to release them, some smart mouth in the back said "What happens if you have had an enourmous sexual encounter for hours on this night.?" After the normal snicker and giggles in the class and everything started to settle down, the teacher replied "Then I guess you will have to use the other hand."
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Tuesday, July 04, 2006
4th July
Joke
3 girls rob a bank.One is Brunett,one is Redhead,and the other blonde.They are bout to be exicuted by gunshot for robbing a bank.First up was the brunett.They ask her if she has any last requests. She says "No."Right before they shoot her she yells "Earthquake!"They all turn around and she runs off.Next is the redhead.They ask her if she has any last requests.She said "nope."right before they shoot her she yells "Tornado!"They all turn around,and she runs off.Last is the blonde,she figured out what the other girls have done.When they ask her if she has any last requests she also said"no." Right before they shoot her she yells "Fire!"
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3 girls rob a bank.One is Brunett,one is Redhead,and the other blonde.They are bout to be exicuted by gunshot for robbing a bank.First up was the brunett.They ask her if she has any last requests. She says "No."Right before they shoot her she yells "Earthquake!"They all turn around and she runs off.Next is the redhead.They ask her if she has any last requests.She said "nope."right before they shoot her she yells "Tornado!"They all turn around,and she runs off.Last is the blonde,she figured out what the other girls have done.When they ask her if she has any last requests she also said"no." Right before they shoot her she yells "Fire!"
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Monday, July 03, 2006
3rd July
Joke
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
close header -->An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
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Sunday, July 02, 2006
2nd July
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Saturday, July 01, 2006
1st July
Joke
Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sins were.The first nun says, "My greatest sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and work as a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into the poor box." The second nun says, "My greatest sin is drinking. Every year I take the money from the poor box and go out drinking for a solid week." The third just sits there quietly. So the first nun says to her, "Come on, we've told you our worst sins. Now you have to tell us yours." The third nun says, "My greatest sin is that I gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train!"
close header -->Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sins were.The first nun says, "My greatest sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and work as a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into the poor box." The second nun says, "My greatest sin is drinking. Every year I take the money from the poor box and go out drinking for a solid week." The third just sits there quietly. So the first nun says to her, "Come on, we've told you our worst sins. Now you have to tell us yours." The third nun says, "My greatest sin is that I gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train!"
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